A teacher asks each of the kids in class what they need at home.
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Joey says, “A computer.” The teacher replies, “That would be very useful.”
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Kimmy says, “A new lawn mower”, and gets a similar response.
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Little Johnny pops up and says, “At my house we don’t need anything!” The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
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Little Johnny replies, “No I’m sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember my dad saying, ‘Well, that’s the last *&#^*+$ thing we needed!’”