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Biology Exam

The truth of the matter

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.

The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A.


24 posted on 01/11/2013 5:42:16 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
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7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.


27 posted on 01/11/2013 5:55:38 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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31 posted on 01/11/2013 6:00:26 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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ping


65 posted on 01/11/2013 7:59:40 AM PST by TNoldman (AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA.)
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