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| Lucky9teen
Posted on 01/11/2013 4:24:19 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Envisioning
More in line with todays theme.....
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posted on
01/11/2013 7:48:54 AM PST
by
Envisioning
(Call me a racist........, one more time..........)
To: Twotone
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”
Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give ‘love’ and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don’t have time for nonsense...”
Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”
God said, “An arm and a leg...”
Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”
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posted on
01/11/2013 7:56:03 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
63
posted on
01/11/2013 7:56:58 AM PST
by
RetSignman
("A Republic if you can keep it"....)
To: Twotone
A Redneck Love Poem West Virginia:
1.9 million people
15 last names.
64
posted on
01/11/2013 7:57:25 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Arrowhead1952
65
posted on
01/11/2013 7:59:40 AM PST
by
TNoldman
(AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA.)
To: Lucky9teen
After Adam and Eve ate of the apple, God went walking in the Garden of Eden to look for them. Finally God found Adam hiding. Adam said he was hiding because he was naked. God asked Adam how he knew he was naked and Adam admitted what he and Eve had done.
God looked around and said, "So, where's Eve?"
Adam said, "She was so ashamed, she's down at the river washing herself."
"Quick!" God commanded. "Go stop her or you'll never get rid of the smell."
66
posted on
01/11/2013 8:01:09 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
67
posted on
01/11/2013 8:05:11 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
68
posted on
01/11/2013 8:14:17 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
69
posted on
01/11/2013 8:16:03 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: RandallFlagg
We likes, it, Preciousss, we does, yesss....
70
posted on
01/11/2013 8:16:54 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: ArGee
71
posted on
01/11/2013 8:18:53 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
72
posted on
01/11/2013 8:27:06 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
A conservative gun owner would never fire pistols in that manner. Because if you did, you wouldn’t be able to hit the ground if it weren’t for gravity.
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posted on
01/11/2013 8:32:41 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
To: ArGee
74
posted on
01/11/2013 8:33:55 AM PST
by
waterhill
(I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
To: ArGee
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
75
posted on
01/11/2013 8:43:06 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
To: RandallFlagg
iGun? Send that to Limbaugh...he LOVES Apple products...
76
posted on
01/11/2013 8:44:42 AM PST
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: Lucky9teen
77
posted on
01/11/2013 8:45:31 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
78
posted on
01/11/2013 8:47:22 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: Arrowhead1952
79
posted on
01/11/2013 8:51:31 AM PST
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: Lucky9teen
Our elected officials should petition the Motion Picture Association to create a new rating called the Body Count Index.
Liberal gun-grabbers scream for our guns (not theirs) all the while earning millions making movies that glorify gun violence.
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