[Slings and Arrows]

He does have his limits. He refuses to have his neck exposed in pictures and insists that he alone does all the styling. "I have to pick out the combinations," he says insistently. "I have the best sense of what blouse should be paired with what skirt."

Oh good. Wouldn't want you to compromise your dignity.

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[Daffynition]

This is what you look like, after spending 40 years in a rice paddy.