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Senator Feinstein will introduce legislation later this month to place reasonable restrictions on large capacity bags of oranges, stating flatly, "No one can eat more than a few oranges at a time."

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A spokesman for the Senator also called for a ban on so-called "Naval Assault Oranges." Noting that hunters and sportsman should have no need for anything larger than a "Cutie" or possibly a Clementine.

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Citrus WMD.