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To: matt04
One or more of the following will happen in tonight's episode:

The team will examine the local area and declare it to be "a prime area to support a population of Bigfoots" (but they won't find any.)

The group will go into the woods at 2 AM, split into teams of two, and howl back and forth at one another.

They'll employ their standard "reasearch method" of having Bobo stand next to a tree where a Bigfoot was once spotted so they can "get a sense of scale."

One of the team members will hear a twig snap in the distance and exclaim "that's a squatch!"

6 posted on 01/06/2013 7:14:14 PM PST by GreenHornet
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To: GreenHornet

I love it when they say, “There’s nothing else that could be but a squatch!”

Oh, really . . . . .

Very entertaining show. But not because they intended for it to be.


9 posted on 01/06/2013 7:22:03 PM PST by webstersII
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To: GreenHornet
Ranae (aka "professor) will express her scientifically based doubts about the existence of bigfoot, and BoBo (aka "Gilligan") will once again screw something up that will cost them their big find.

These poor folks will NEVER get off of the island.

10 posted on 01/06/2013 7:22:55 PM PST by Washi (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: GreenHornet
One or more of the following will happen in tonight's episode:
The team will examine the local area and declare it to be “a prime area to support a population of Bigfoots” (but they won't find any.)

“The group will go into the woods at 2 AM, split into teams of two, and howl back and forth at one another.

They'll employ their standard “reasearch method” of having Bobo stand next to a tree where a Bigfoot was once spotted so they can “get a sense of scale.”

One of the team members will hear a twig snap in the distance and exclaim ‘that's a squatch!’”
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ROTFLMAO!!

You've nailed it! Sorry, but this team are the biggest bunch of buffoons on television. Seriously, does Animal Planet feel this type of non-science horse crap provides them credibility? Actually, AP also pushes AGW, so this type of crap is right up their alley.

Hey, BFRO’s founder has an apt name: MATT MONEYMAKER! Got to give this clown some kudos for his entrepreneurial spirit.

12 posted on 01/06/2013 7:24:26 PM PST by Artcore
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To: GreenHornet

Don’t forget about the warm spot on the FLIR that they will determine to be a Bigfoot.


13 posted on 01/06/2013 7:24:39 PM PST by matt04
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To: GreenHornet
I really think Bobo is the brains of the operation.
17 posted on 01/06/2013 7:37:11 PM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: GreenHornet

Someone will throw a rock.


21 posted on 01/06/2013 8:16:14 PM PST by willyd (Don't shoot, we're Republicans!)
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To: GreenHornet
You've forgotten one of the standard features of every episode. While in the woods at night, one of the teams will see or hear something, everyone will get excited and the camera will swing in the direction of the event, and then .... cut to four minutes of commercials. When they return, they'll spend thirty seconds reviewing what happened just before the break, then we see it was just a deer or nothing at all. Of course, it's no wonder: that pack of clowns tramping around with camera crews, sound crews, walkie talkies, and who-knows-what, I don't think any Bigfoot would come within ten miles of them or ever has.

I really wonder why I ever watch these shows, Finding Bigfoot, Monster Quest, and the like. They never find the monster, and if they had, we'd all know about it long before the program aired.

22 posted on 01/06/2013 8:38:45 PM PST by PUGACHEV
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To: GreenHornet

Oh no! You ruined the suspense for us! The least you could have done is put up a spoiler alert!

;-)


25 posted on 01/07/2013 5:04:29 AM PST by lowbridge (Joe Biden: "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.")
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