I’m just the answering maxhine, I am here to receive and relay messages.
I am designed to never breakdown, never sleep, and never need maintenance.
While I have been on duty, I have received several messages from annoying ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, salesmen, and credit card companies.
All of whom I have summarily dispatched.
I am the perfect answering maxhine.
You will be perfectly safe in my care.
*Ominous music*
You dispatched the messengers???!!!
You were designed to dispatch the messages!!!
AUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!
Actually, that's a pretty neat trick for an answering machine. Howdja doitt?