[ArGee]

All of whom I have summarily dispatched.

You dispatched the messengers???!!!

You were designed to dispatch the messages!!!

AUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!

Actually, that's a pretty neat trick for an answering machine. Howdja doitt?

[Darksheare]

Imagine an answering machine that has a megalomania problem.
Now further imagine a future where everything is networked into the internet in some fashion.
Cars, elevators, doors, cranes.
Bad ideas flow.