“How could he be dead? I was just holding him in a headlock.”
“Oh, so *that’s* what they call a “sleeper hold”! So why is he dead instead of asleep?”
“Now that you mention it, I did hear some ‘crunchy’ noises, but I thought it was like cracking knuckles. You say his neck is broken? Well...golly!”
“So, you reckon that that pedophile rapist is an eeleegal?”
He could say he was checking for lice.