[Cowboy Bob]

This is obviously not a true story. Guns are illegal in Chicago. /sarc

[mothball]

Poor guy probably had a long, hard day at work and was mildly agitated due to being hungry. I say the shooting is justified. /s

[fatnotlazy]

Where I live, many pizza places no longer deliver because of jerks like this one. It’s just too dangerous.

[this_ol_patriot]

Who in their right mind would annoy a pizza delivery guy then order from the same place again?

[TigersEye]

Demetrius

[I Drive Too Fast]

Sounds like a Perpbalony pizza to me.

[Oztrich Boy]

The Crazy Years of RAH’s Future History

[faithhopecharity]

thank Heaven BHuseeinO is “giving” us a brand new, redundant multi-Billion dinero consumer protection buraucrappy stuffed full of his campaign supporters to protect us against dangerous undersized pizzas! Soon, this will never happen again....they’ll write up a 1,069 page new Regulation To Assure Piszas Fit Your Appetite and All Will Then Be Well Again In America!

[ApplegateRanch]

Second degree assault?!?

Oh, one of Holder’s People. Never mind; plea bargain it to Disorderly Conduct, time served; NEXT!

[Apparatchik]

Chicago now starting to export its scum to other cities?

[Daffynition]

[2ndDivisionVet]

How do Amish order pizza without a telephone?

[Iscool]

I don’t blame the guy...It’s not the price that is overwhelming, it the size...
First time I bought a ‘new’, pricier can of 5 oz. Tuna instead of the standard 6 oz., I was wishing I was carrying a gun...Now you gotta buy two cans to make a sandwich...

[MasterGunner01]

After taking fire from the customer who was unhappy with the size of his pizza, the delivery man escaped and evaded back to his car. The pizza driver, a Marine recently back from Afghanistan, called in a fire mission to a Marine Reserve artillery battery of 155mm guns. Six rounds later, the target was neutralized. Police found what was left of Demetrius Patterson and his girlfriend in the rubble. Police officers said it was the worst case of suicide they'd ever seen. Demetrius was unavailable for comment.

[SeminoleCounty]

Demetrius just does not sound like a white boy name

[Drew68]

While shooting the pizza guy probably isn’t the best way to address this issue, Demetrius does have a point. Pizzas are getting smaller, thinner and less meatier and cheesier. Pizza Hut in particular has really gone downhill as far as the product they now offer.