[JRandomFreeper]

The local constabulary flashes lights in the window (from the street) when they pull up becuase they know I'm hard of hearing and will only meet with them outside.

When I left the keys hanging on the front door for about a week, the cop told me, John, you can't bait like that.

Funny thing, they always look down to see what I'm wearing. ;)

I'm the guy that gets them in trouble because their situational awareness is less than good. I try to make noise when walking up on them, so they don't react badly.

I'm less than worried about the local yokels. I'd catch a bullet for any of them. Even the fat chicks are good people.

/johnny

[Marcella]

“Funny thing, they always look down to see what I’m wearing. ;)”

Well, I have a better mental picture of you since it is now winter. I think you have pants on now. Note I paged Kart since he is interested in your choice of body coverings as the seasons pass. Just think, if you lived up north, you’d almost have to wear covering clothing most of the year.