It aint gonna happen because... Jell-O saved the day.
Jell-O Ads Aim at Mayan Calendar’s - The New York Times
4 days ago – A whimsical approach toward the Mayans was meant to demonstrate ... a voice-over says as men stack the pudding offering into the form of a pyramid. ... A second ad will appear on Dec. 22, the day after the “end of the world.” A commercial that will be introduced on Monday opens with a male voice-over ...