Police seek identity of man who fell from sky

State Journal Register ^ | Dec 10, 2012

[KeyLargo]

[Cowboy Bob]

Maybe it’s an angel who didn’t get their wings?

[Perdogg]

Was it David Bowie?

[rightsmart]

D.B. Cooper

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

The fall isn’t so bad. The landing is a tricker...

[apillar]

Is it wrong that the first thing I thought of was that video for the Weather Girls song, “It’s rainin’ Men”...

[Cementjungle]

D.B. Cooper

Poor guy... got caught in the jet stream and has been circling the earth for the past 30 years.

[Jane Long]

Skyfall.

[Chuzzlewit]

ho hum... just another example of Darwin’s Theory

[Cboldt]

Clark Kent?

[dblshot]

Should read: "to find the crumpled body of a black man on the sidewalk of Portman Avenue, near a convenience store and near an upscale lingerie shop and near a storefront offering Chinese medical cures."

[Hardraade]

Just another of Obama’s uncles. They’re plentiful this year.

[KeyLargo]

Should of had one of these

[Fido969]

[Tigerized]

Given the extremely low outside air temperature at typical commercial airline flight levels, I’m sure he had already frozen to death by the time the gear was lowered.

What a way to go.

[annieokie]

THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY..........

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

We had an incident where I worked 35 years ago. A plane ripped apart in the air, and two men fell out. One hit a gravel parking lot, died but stayed whole. The second went through the roof of a shop, hit the cement floor and splattered all over the place. Talk about “Terminal Velocity”!

The rest of the plane crashed in a field and the pilot was killed.

[pricilla]

Possibly crushed by the wheels,there ain’t much room in them wheel wells when retracted and the doors closed...

[KeyLargo]

[alancarp]

Yeah, there’s at least four ways you can die there - easily: crushing, freezing, hypoxia, and falling (assuming you survive the first 3, you’d better be strapped onto the gear since you have no idea when they’ll deploy again).

I can’t figure out who thought this might be a good way to smuggle yourself into another country, but people continue to die every year trying it.