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In this troubled economy, maybe personal shopper for monkeys, is a potential new career.

Also, what denomination are these monkeys that they celebrate Christmas so early?

1 posted on 12/09/2012 7:05:39 PM PST by nickcarraway
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All I wanted from Santa was a banana, but instead I got another iPad.
2 posted on 12/09/2012 7:17:15 PM PST by hole_n_one
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3 posted on 12/09/2012 7:18:53 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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At least it wasn’t fruitcake.


4 posted on 12/09/2012 7:23:15 PM PST by arderkrag (An Unreconstructed Georgian, Forever in Rebellion.)
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I know how that monkey feels. That picture brings back childhood memories of getting socks.

Take a kid to the store and buy him socks. Don’t wrap them and put them under the Christmas tree.


5 posted on 12/09/2012 7:25:33 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Fair is a place you go to eat cotton candy and step in monkey poop)
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If you click that link, make sure not to click on the link about the horrors of Meth. That first young lady's transformation over 3 years is going to give me nightmares!
6 posted on 12/09/2012 7:31:05 PM PST by Pox (Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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Better question, why are these poor monkeys being forced to celebrate Christmas at all? Shouldn't some more politically correct options be on the table? Like festivus or solstice?

/sarc

8 posted on 12/09/2012 7:33:34 PM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Gone Galt, 11/07/12)
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13 posted on 12/09/2012 7:38:49 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nickcarraway; Daffynition
It could have been worse.


17 posted on 12/09/2012 7:44:35 PM PST by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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23 posted on 12/09/2012 7:50:16 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Playing cruel tricks on animals always brightens my holiday season! /s


34 posted on 12/09/2012 9:40:54 PM PST by TigersEye (Who is John Galt?)
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Reminds me of this Gary Larson cartoon:


You know, Sid, I really like bananas...I mean, I know that's not profound or nothin'....Heck! We all do...but for me, I think it goes much more beyond that.

36 posted on 12/10/2012 12:26:53 AM PST by TChad
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The people that gave the banana’s were obviously racist. What they really wanted was a bucket of chicken, an RC Cola, and a Moon Pie.


38 posted on 12/10/2012 1:05:28 AM PST by chuckles
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