[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

Better question, why are these poor monkeys being forced to celebrate Christmas at all? Shouldn't some more politically correct options be on the table? Like festivus or solstice?

/sarc

[RegulatorCountry]

They need to steer clear of Kwanzaa, that’s for sure.

[nickcarraway]

I think the reporter made a mistake. It’s Hanukkah, that’s why the monkeys were getting presents. Bananas sounds more like a first or second night of Hanukkah present.