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Merry CHRISTmas, Freepers!!
The Bible | 12-5-12 | God's Word

Posted on 12/05/2012 7:25:46 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma




TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Religion
KEYWORDS: christ; christmas; jesus; merrychristmas
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To: Brad's Gramma

Yeah, that’s just like you. Post all the “nice” stuff when you know I’m away from my computer for my cataract surgery. That’s okay if you didn’t include me. I’m wishing you a MERRY CHRISTMAS anyway.


101 posted on 12/09/2012 4:37:36 AM PST by WVNan
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To: Brad's Gramma

May he bless you and your family throughout the year!


102 posted on 12/13/2012 1:04:15 PM PST by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: Jim Robinson
Pssssssssssst.....you forgot one important item. :)
103 posted on 12/13/2012 2:55:14 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Psalm 83)
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To: Brad's Gramma; Jim Robinson; onyx; RedMDer; TheOldLady; DJ MacWoW; JoeProBono; STARWISE; ...

Behold a virgin shall be with child, and bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us. And Joseph rising up from sleep, did as the angel of the Lord had commanded him, and took unto him his wife. And he knew her not till she brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS.

104 posted on 12/13/2012 3:00:51 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: trisham

105 posted on 12/13/2012 3:16:47 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

:)


106 posted on 12/13/2012 3:22:42 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: trisham

107 posted on 12/13/2012 4:39:48 PM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: Salvation; NYer
Merry CHRISTmas!


108 posted on 12/13/2012 4:56:22 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Brad's Gramma; glock rocks; SouthTexas; NormsRevenge

Merry Christmas Grammie, I found this touching letter to Santa I thought you’d enjoy...

...a very touching piece of correspondence, have a tissue ready...Merry Christmas!

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the

reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I

would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for

Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones

* *

Dear Timmy,

Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all

fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the

time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t want you to

get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring you

something you can go outside and play with.

Merry Christmas,

Santa Claus

* *

Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the “naughty vs. Nice” contract,

set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to

granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn’t want to turn this

joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe at

my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit

trite?

Respectfully,

Tim Jones

* *

Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice” criteria,

need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it

a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action,

well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney’s have been

on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be

more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I

alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social

skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the

bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S Claus

* *

Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was

attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends

into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boys

and we’re gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I’m taking my game console,

my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

* *

Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on

one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? “He sees

you when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake”. Sound familiar,

genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your

shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people

that if I described them right now, you’d throw up your Totino’s pizza roll

all over the carpet of your mom’s basement. You’re not getting what you

asked for, but I’m still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in

you’re ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

S Clizzy

* *

Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything.

Timmy

* *

Timmy,

That’s what I thought you little bastard.

Santa


109 posted on 12/13/2012 4:58:26 PM PST by Pete-R-Bilt (When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace -Jimi Hendrix)
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To: Brad's Gramma; All

Merry Christmas to all on this wonderful site.


110 posted on 12/13/2012 5:15:56 PM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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111 posted on 12/13/2012 5:19:51 PM PST by RedMDer (Please support Toys for Tots this CHRISTmas season.)
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To: RedMDer

Lovely! :)


112 posted on 12/13/2012 5:23:17 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: trisham

I liked yours a lot. Thank you! :)


113 posted on 12/13/2012 5:30:29 PM PST by RedMDer (Please support Toys for Tots this CHRISTmas season.)
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To: RedMDer

Awwww. I love this time of year! :)


114 posted on 12/13/2012 5:32:07 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Pete-R-Bilt

LOL!


115 posted on 12/13/2012 5:33:49 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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116 posted on 12/13/2012 5:34:07 PM PST by RedMDer (Please support Toys for Tots this CHRISTmas season.)
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To: Pete-R-Bilt

117 posted on 12/13/2012 6:00:45 PM PST by RedMDer (Please support Toys for Tots this CHRISTmas season.)
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To: trisham; onyx; TheOldLady; DJ MacWoW; musicman; Lady Jag; STARWISE; vox_freedom; deoetdoctrinae; ...
Merry CHRISTmas to all!


118 posted on 12/13/2012 11:50:52 PM PST by moose07 (The truth will out, one day.)
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To: moose07
I love your profile page.

Merry Christmas to you and yours as well...and thank you.


120 posted on 12/14/2012 12:59:29 AM PST by MestaMachine (It's the !!!!TREASON!!!!, stupid!)
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