Sea World put my picture up at the entrance with “DNA” ( Do Not Admit). We were there a couple years later so I put on a Geraldo Rivera fake mustache and got in. We were by the little touchie feelie tank and the youngest step-daughter grabbed a starfish and held it out of the water saying, “Oh it’s dry out here isn’t it Mr. Starfish?” So I stuck her head into the tank. My fake mustache fell off and the District Attorney’s office told me that if they ever saw me again, they’d throw me in the pokey for thirty days. Every time the youngest step-daughter comes over, I have her two daughters watch SpongeBob. When Patrick the starfish comes on, we all yell “Mommy took a bath with the starfish!”
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LOLOLOL!!! I’m sitting here giggling!