Hugh Hefner Engaged to Crystal Harris Again

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[Perdogg]

Hugh Hefner and Cyrstal Harris are engaged… again.

Harris famously called off their first engagement in 2011 but it looks like the Playboy and his former Playmate are ready to give love another chance. According to TMZ, Hefner and Harris are planning to get married at the Playboy Mansion on New Year's Eve.

[PapaBear3625]

Isn’t she a little old now?

She's 26, which may be a bit over the hill by Hugh's standards.

[Sirius Lee]

Ha ha ha - I wonder if her parents really named her Crystal. I’m surprised they didn’t go with the spelling, “Krystyl”.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Where *do* they keep finding Tana leaves? I imagine the prenup is fairly simple. "When we divorce, you get $10m, and have no rights to anything, nor can you talk about it during or after without losing your money. There will be no sex, but you will imply that there is, a lot of it, and it is good. If Hugh dies before the divorce, you get nothing."

[PapaBear3625]

To expand on what I said on my prior post, according to his wiki page his last few girls have typically been acquired at the age of 19 to 26, and split by 30 or so.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

All those beautiful women at his age, I can’t figure this guy out. What’s he got that I don’t have?

Hot Tabasco that works. lol

[Beowulf9]

She’s looking for a career boost. The last cd didn’t make the splash she hoped for when she left him.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Hugh’s marrying his great-granddaughter again???

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

All those beautiful women at his age, I can’t figure this guy out. What’s he got that I don’t have?

A foot-long johnson?

[windsorknot]

The paleontologist always finds the right fossil.

[LouAvul]

Sarcasm, right? That said, he takes copious amounts of viagra and is deaf as a result. He said he prefers whoremongering to being able to hear. But don’t envy him. He’s obviously a very desperate, frightened and lonely human being. And at his age, to be healed would be a repudiation of his entire life.

[Tau Food]

Why does the media feel a need to give us updates on this decaying liberal pervert? By the way, when is the last time he wore real clothes?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Hugh’s being a naughty little perv . . . again!

And I’ve see a picture of the bride-to-be. Laz would definitely hit that while Hugh’s taking a nap!

DANG!

[Mercat]

Unless she’s an idiot, she knows his entire estate and all his planning down to the last bunny ears. Her lawyers have been talking to and working with his lawyers now for the last year or more.

[Bernard Marx]

All those beautiful women at his age, I can’t figure this guy out. What’s he got that I don’t have?

1. A good publicist - this silly stuff keeps him in the public eye.

2. Money -- unless you're independently wealthy.

[Newbomb Turk]

I am surprised ole Heff hasn’t done a commercial for Viagra. The background cast would be better than the NASCAR crowd Viagra commercials.

Or “DEPENDS” he probably uses both.

[fish hawk]

nothing at all to do with sex IT’S THE MONEY AND FAME.

[MasterGunner01]

I will bet this horny old man has his Viagra administered by an IV drip 24/7/365. How many marriages for Heff will this one make?

Imagine a husband in his 80’s that pads around the mansion all day in slippers, robe, and silk pajamas? Of course, the future Mrs. Heffner is NOT attracted to:(1) Heff’s mansion, (2) Heff’s material wealth, or (3) Heff’s connections. The future Mrs. Heffner is in love with this old goat. Yeah, love — it must be true love. Right, got it, absolutely for true love conquers everything . . . NOT.

[Slings and Arrows]

The couple are registered at the Centers for Disease Control.

[willyd]

What’s he got that you don’t have?

herpes

[BwanaNdege]

"What’s he got that I don’t have?"

Money and the promise to put all these narcissistic bimbos in the pages of his magazine.

No different than the fabled Hollywood "casting couch".

"I'm going to make you a STAR!"

Sad for the girls, pitiful for the shriveled, dried up husk of a man.

Now ask yourself, "What do I have that Hefner does not?"

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