[The Cajun]

Shocked I tell you, why the two on each end look like fine young scholars pursuing academic excellence.
What, oh what, could have led them astray?
Perhaps falling in with the wrong crowd.

How's that for masking what I'm really thinking :^)

[re_nortex]

Shocked I tell you, why the two on each end look like fine young scholars pursuing academic excellence.

Once they get past this minor blemish on their otherwise sterling records, I have little doubt that at least one of them will serve on the Supreme Court.

Hmmm...I was about to add a /sarc tag but the ways things are anymore, perhaps not.