Whatever happened to the ever popular...

To: Daffynition
Bacon Shaving Cream?
I dunno. What with nutz on Bath Salts out there eating faces off of people - I don’t want to exactly set myself up as being that enticing.
2 posted on
11/28/2012 10:47:08 AM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Daffynition
How long before it’s called “middle-eastern-death-cult-a-phobic?”
I want some. I’ll smear it around the place kinda as a death-cult-repellent.
To: Daffynition
This is possibly the greatest invention since the wheel.
To: Daffynition
They’re fools if they don’t market this with a hog bristle shaving brush.
5 posted on
11/28/2012 11:05:11 AM PST by
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
To: Daffynition
Can’t wait for bacon car fresheners and bacon toilet cleaners.
6 posted on
11/28/2012 11:06:10 AM PST by
Olog-hai
To: Daffynition
That’s my aftershave/cologne...
7 posted on
11/28/2012 11:21:00 AM PST by
Carriage Hill
(Don't whiz on the electric fence. Awwwww-yeah!)
To: Daffynition
the bacon meme is overdone
To: Daffynition
I used to keep a rag with some on it under the seat of my truck for aroma. It should be a cologne.
To: JoeProBono
Mid-afternoon bacon ping!

12 posted on
11/28/2012 12:18:43 PM PST by
Daffynition
(Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
To: Daffynition
I’ve always wanted to market feminine deodorant sprays which had a cheeseburger or french fries fragrance.
16 posted on
11/28/2012 12:24:37 PM PST by
duckman
(I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
To: Daffynition
heheh....the good news is..slather some of that on every morning and you’re neck is untouchable in the mid-East.........Gen-U-Wine Mooslim Repellant......
22 posted on
11/28/2012 12:33:53 PM PST by
mo
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