St. Peter, at the Pearly Gates: “Let’s see, it says here, ‘Edward Archbold, West Palm Beach, Florida, age 32.’ Is that correct?”
Ed: “Yes, sir, it is.”
St. Peter: “OK, now what was it that brings you here?”
Ed: “Well, I was eating dozens of live cockroaches, and I guess it didn’t agree with me.”
St. Peter: “Ya think? Now you’re lucky that being stupid is not a disqualfier, son.”
Ed: “Excuse me, sir, is there a restroom up here somewhere? I think I’m not quite over it. . . .”
Sir, you and your taglines are having WAY too much fun on this thread.
And I (lol) thank you.