If we find that Obama’s margin of victory was the result of 100% of the Martian vote, we may someday have a constituency supporting a manned mission to Mars.
Boy oh boy.
Where do I sign up for this flight?
I didn’t claw may way to the top of the atmosphere to eat vegetables!
NEXT time!?? When has NASA RVER sent astronauts to Mars???
Things may get tense if the crops fail.
Unless they are bottling the gas as rocket and/or cooking fuel.
Nice to know NASA is spending tax dollars funding a study developing a meal plan for a non-existant manned mission to Mars on a vehicle which does not exist, boosted into space on a rocket which does not exist. At this point, we lack our own manned vehicle system to boost a man into orbit much less send them to Mars. This is as foolish as picking out the upholstery for an interstellar FTL craft.
Problem solved.
They should send Moochelle and Paul McCartney up there to oversee the operation and to make sure the astronauts stick to the menu. That would get rid of two vegetables here on earth too!
They should send Moochelle and Paul McCartney up there to oversee the operation and to make sure the astronauts stick to the menu. That would get rid of two vegetables here on earth too!
Well, now that the menu is set, the rest is just details.
This will cause someone to crack and destroy the ship.
Shut NASA down. If there ever was a pie-in-the-sky, over-blown, over-budget outfit, this is it. I don’t care where we came from, but I do know where we are going....down the toilet. You can’t live on ChiCom cash forever.
Maya Cooper has a lot to learn. Maybe she should check out Mountain House or Augusson Farms. Or any 'prepper' website, for that matter. Maybe some of those millions of freeze dried meals the Government bought could be packed along. They're light, fairly good eating, and while not cheap, aren't too far out of line...and they keep for 20-30 years. (Powdered milk, freeze dried cheeze, powdered eggs, freeze dried beef, turkey, and chicken...)
Send the Obama family.
What happened to the Freeze Dried Steaks, Pork Chops, Burgers etc that have a guarantted shelf life of 25 Years!
Did we find H2O on Mars yet with our multi Billion Dollar Rovers up there yet? What are the Astronauts going to eat during the year and a half ride to Mars? Then are they going to stay there for the year hoping something finally grows, before they spend a year and a half returning?
Sounds like the NASA DIRECTOR has been extremely successful in accomplishing His Top Priority Assignment given to him by Obama HUSSEIN! He clearly has Islamic Muslim Terrorists still stuck in the Seventh Century level of Intelligence and Knowledge planning America’s 2030 Trip to Mars with Non Existent Hardware, Resources and shear Stupidity!
I am Glad I believe in Our GOD and NOT their ALLAH! and his Prophet, Obama HUSSEIN as declared by the Madman Farrakkon!
they’ve obviously never heard of powdered mikl, beef jerky, and some sausages that last virtually (seemingly) forever.
Maybe NASA can buy the Twinkie company. Those things last forever in any environment.