[Fiji Hill]

With or without deflated footballs? And oh, is he enrolled at USC? Or does he just have someone taking classes for him?

Max Wittek graduated from prestigious Mater Dei High of Santa Ana, so he can handle the academic load at USC. The only thing that will be deflated this Saturday are the egos of the Notre Dame "subway alumni."

Fight on!

[MrChips]

There shouldn’t be any question of him being able to handle the academic load (ahem) at USC. And my apologies; I guess it was only Matt Barkley who deflated his footballs . . . or was that Kiffin’s idea?