[MrChips]

There shouldn’t be any question of him being able to handle the academic load (ahem) at USC. And my apologies; I guess it was only Matt Barkley who deflated his footballs . . . or was that Kiffin’s idea?

[Fiji Hill]

Deflating the footballs was some kid's idea--and he got canned.

By the way, do you hold any sheepskins or units from Notre Dame? If not, then you're a "subway alumnus."