>>Gee, I dunno. You may be tasty but I doubt you’d be here if you were a dimmycrat.<<
Everyone knows we Conservatives taste like the babies we eat and bile!
(that will ALSO be my story when TSHTF)
I was nine years old, sitting around a summer campfire as the other guys cooked savory hotdogs on sharpened sticks, eating my cold peanut butter and jelly sandwich that my Mommy had made for me.
On that evening I unstuck my tongue from the roof of my mouth under a blanket of stars, and I promised myself (cue violins) `As God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again.”
Be prepared.