>>And I’ll give you a granola bar if your ribs are showing. Moderation in all things.<<
Hey, I have cover now for storing fat for WTSHTF.
That’s my story and I am sticking to it.
(OTOH, do you think they will want to eat me first?)
Gee, I dunno. You may be tasty but I doubt you’d be here if you were a dimmycrat.
A Fateful Journey
In the Colorado Rockies
Where the snow is deep and cold
And a man afoot can starve to death
Unless he’s brave and bold
Oh Alfred Packer
You’ll surely go to hell
While all the others starved to death
You dined a bit too well
— from The Ballad of Alfred Packer
Stand up yah voracious man-eatin’ sonofabitch and receive yir sintince. When yah came to Hinsdale County, there was siven Dimmycrats. But you, yah et five of ‘em, goddam yah. I sintince yah t’ be hanged by th’ neck ontil yer dead, dead, dead, as a warnin’ ag’in reducin’ th’ Dimmycratic populayshun of this county. Packer, you Republican cannibal, I would sintince ya ta hell but the statutes forbid it.