[Lazamataz]

Just some random stuff I've either seen or created, to amuse you a little on this Saturday morning...

[Lazamataz]

Some random, mildly amusing thoughts to help you through the stressful election season.

[no-to-illegals]

Thank You Laz. That was Great stuff!

[GRRRRR]

When you buy coffee beans, don’t forget to grind them up before you make coffee.

I just thought it was an extra coarse grind...

[Scoutmaster]

Confucius say . . .

You could bludgeon somebody to death with that fortune cookie. Thanks, Laz.

[Little Bill]

Speaking of tourniquets, I always asked at our mandatory first aid classes what did you use in the cast of a traumatic amputation?

[King Moonracer]

Thanks. You have an excellent creative mind... “...And then I remembered I had a pole and...”

[Charles Henrickson]

"Now I want to make sure you good folks here in . . . here in this state . . .
get yourselves on a proper time schedule, so that you'll be on time to vote
on . . . to vote next week! So remember, tonight, before you go to bed, be
sure to set your clocks one hour . . . forward! FORWARD!"

[Manic_Episode]

FReeping from my deer stand just seems kind of wrong.

[Liberty Valance]

LOL - bttt

[Delta 21]

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore".

No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more sharing a bottle of wine, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you."

So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick.

This is true for marriage.....And old cars... And children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.

Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a sister-in-law after divorce. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are special.. And so, we keep them close!

Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know how you really feel? The important thing is to let every one of your friends know your true feelings, even if you think they don't love you back.

So, just in case I'm gone tomorrow......

Please vote against that a$$hole Obama!

[Disambiguator]

I’m all for a “Saturday Silliness” thread each week. :^)

[SCalGal]

Perfect for a Saturday morning. Thanks, Laz.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

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[Donkey Odious]

Tavis Frowny....hahahahaha.

Thanks, Laz!!

[luvie]

Well, I feel better now! :)

[doorgunner69]

My youngest cat loves to get my attention, then lead me to whatever it is he wants me to see. It is usually his food bowl with sufficient food in it. I point this out, he eats for a bit.

A while later, he repeats his demand that I come see what he has to show me.

I suspect I am being trained........

[visualops]

Thank you!

You may need to do this again Monday and Tuesday!