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Drunk lawyer crushes her arm trying to get into her Chelsea apartment
New York Post ^ | October 28, 2012 | KATE KOWSH and REBECCA HARSHBARGER

Posted on 10/28/2012 3:36:26 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

Boy, was she trashed!

A completely hammered Manhattan lawyer who got locked out of her Chelsea apartment yesterday nearly lost her arm when she jumped down the garbage chute to get back inside.

The hare-brained bid began when attorney Maggie Baumer came home from a long night on the town at around 6 a.m., only to find herself stuck without the keys to her first-floor apartment on West 21st Street.

A source in the building said the buzzed Baumer had given her keys to a friend.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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Here's a transcript of her thought: "Like, oh my God. I can like so do this. I can like fit in here and liiiiiiiiiiiiiike....." Boom.
1 posted on 10/28/2012 3:36:33 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

what a maroon


2 posted on 10/28/2012 3:42:53 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I love a story with a happy ending.


3 posted on 10/28/2012 3:43:23 PM PDT by Kozak (The means of defence again.t foreign danger, have been always the instruments of tyranny at home JM)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Let the lawsuits begin!


4 posted on 10/28/2012 3:44:26 PM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (So?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

5 posted on 10/28/2012 3:45:09 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I bet she’ll sue the building owner for failing to put a warning on the garbage chute


6 posted on 10/28/2012 3:45:15 PM PDT by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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To: stylecouncilor

I bet she’d be fun to know.


7 posted on 10/28/2012 3:46:40 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: ConservativeStatement

Per the photo, she gets a “guilty” from the FR jury.

Unfortunately you know she’ll sue the mfgr of the trash compactor equipment for failing to provide a breathalyzer and win several million $$$.


8 posted on 10/28/2012 3:47:19 PM PDT by nascarnation (Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Poor thing. At least she wasn’t driving.


9 posted on 10/28/2012 3:47:40 PM PDT by krb (Obama is a miserable failure.)
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To: nascarnation

Hell no. She is not guilty.


10 posted on 10/28/2012 3:48:58 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: mylife

Attorney Margaret Baumer is admitted to practice law in Massachusetts and New York. Ms. Baumer is a graduate of Tufts University and The Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law (2011) in New York City. She joined our firm on a full-time basis in September 2011. Ms. Baumer focuses her practice on a wide variety of corporate employment-related nonimmigrant and immigrant visa matters as well as on Consular Processing.

http://www.goldsteinvisa.com/staff.html


11 posted on 10/28/2012 3:49:11 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: mylife

Legal aid lawyer?


12 posted on 10/28/2012 3:50:10 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (bb)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Lives in Manhattan. Female. Lawyer. Voting for the Marxist.


13 posted on 10/28/2012 3:50:28 PM PDT by BlueStateRightist
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To: mylife

Well as Dean Wormer said.....


14 posted on 10/28/2012 3:51:52 PM PDT by nascarnation (Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
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To: windcliff; GeronL; ConservativeStatement
I bet she’d be fun to know.

Get her drunk and ya know fer sure she is going dowwwwn!!!

15 posted on 10/28/2012 3:52:11 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: ConservativeStatement

That trash compactor almost took her arm clean off. There’s a joke in this story but I can’t quite pull it out.

Anyone, anyone?


16 posted on 10/28/2012 3:54:44 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
"Beware of strong drink, it makes you shoot at tax collectors - and miss!"
Notebooks of Lazarus Long / Time Enough for Love (1973) by Robert A Heinlein
17 posted on 10/28/2012 3:54:56 PM PDT by SES1066 (Government is NOT the reason for my existence!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
She was trying out for the “clean and jerk” competition in the Olympics.
18 posted on 10/28/2012 3:56:13 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

Another likely voter for Obama, if she is sober enough on Election Day to work the voting machine without breaking her hand.


19 posted on 10/28/2012 3:57:23 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: nascarnation

“Well as Dean Wormer said.....”

Beautiful, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Miss.


20 posted on 10/28/2012 3:57:41 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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