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Drunk lawyer crushes her arm trying to get into her Chelsea apartment
New York Post ^
| October 28, 2012
| KATE KOWSH and REBECCA HARSHBARGER
Posted on 10/28/2012 3:36:26 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Boy, was she trashed!
A completely hammered Manhattan lawyer who got locked out of her Chelsea apartment yesterday nearly lost her arm when she jumped down the garbage chute to get back inside.
The hare-brained bid began when attorney Maggie Baumer came home from a long night on the town at around 6 a.m., only to find herself stuck without the keys to her first-floor apartment on West 21st Street.
A source in the building said the buzzed Baumer had given her keys to a friend.
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Here's a transcript of her thought: "Like, oh my God. I can like so do this. I can like fit in here and liiiiiiiiiiiiiike....." Boom.
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:42:53 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: ConservativeStatement
I love a story with a happy ending.
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:43:23 PM PDT
by
Kozak
(The means of defence again.t foreign danger, have been always the instruments of tyranny at home JM)
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:45:09 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: ConservativeStatement
I bet she’ll sue the building owner for failing to put a warning on the garbage chute
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:45:15 PM PDT
by
Panzerlied
("We shall never surrender!")
To: stylecouncilor
I bet she’d be fun to know.
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:46:40 PM PDT
by
windcliff
To: ConservativeStatement
Per the photo, she gets a “guilty” from the FR jury.
Unfortunately you know she’ll sue the mfgr of the trash compactor equipment for failing to provide a breathalyzer and win several million $$$.
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:47:19 PM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
To: ConservativeStatement
Poor thing. At least she wasn’t driving.
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:47:40 PM PDT
by
krb
(Obama is a miserable failure.)
To: nascarnation
Hell no. She is not guilty.
To: mylife
Attorney Margaret Baumer is admitted to practice law in Massachusetts and New York. Ms. Baumer is a graduate of Tufts University and The Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law (2011) in New York City. She joined our firm on a full-time basis in September 2011. Ms. Baumer focuses her practice on a wide variety of corporate employment-related nonimmigrant and immigrant visa matters as well as on Consular Processing.
http://www.goldsteinvisa.com/staff.html
To: mylife
To: ConservativeStatement
Lives in Manhattan. Female. Lawyer. Voting for the Marxist.
To: mylife
Well as Dean Wormer said.....
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:51:52 PM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
To: windcliff; GeronL; ConservativeStatement
I bet shed be fun to know.Get her drunk and ya know fer sure she is going dowwwwn!!!
To: ConservativeStatement
That trash compactor almost took her arm clean off. There’s a joke in this story but I can’t quite pull it out.
Anyone, anyone?
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:54:44 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: ConservativeStatement
"Beware of strong drink, it makes you shoot at tax collectors - and miss!"
Notebooks of Lazarus Long / Time Enough for Love (1973) by Robert A Heinlein
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:54:56 PM PDT
by
SES1066
(Government is NOT the reason for my existence!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
She was trying out for the “clean and jerk” competition in the Olympics.
To: ConservativeStatement
Another likely voter for Obama, if she is sober enough on Election Day to work the voting machine without breaking her hand.
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:57:23 PM PDT
by
justlurking
(tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
To: nascarnation
“Well as Dean Wormer said.....”
Beautiful, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Miss.
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posted on
10/28/2012 3:57:41 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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