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To: goat granny

Magnesium citrate: The landmark development in punitive medicine.


44 posted on 10/20/2012 9:41:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Not any more...64 ounces of gator ade, 5 dulcolax tablets and some powder you put in the gator ade... Take tablets the night before and pour 1/2 the powder into a 32 oz bottle of gator ade and drink within an hour. (this is the night before)run to the bathroom every 15 minutes until you bottom burns like the dickens.....go to bed and pray when you wake up the bed is dry....5 hours before your scheduled appoint....drink the other 32 ounces of gator ade after adding the powder to it....drink within an hour...then with a burning butt run to the bathroom...leave for the doctors office and hope your pants are still dry when you get out of the parking lot at the office and don’t dribble upon entering the office...


45 posted on 10/20/2012 10:32:46 PM PDT by goat granny (.)
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