You are saying you are an old guy? Come live here. Old guys know so much and are so capable in severe situations.
I think we need an “Old Timer Survival Club”. What a powerhouse that would be.
Not old enough, yet. Still young enough to think I’m not getting old. However, we youngins can’t let those oldtimers get beat on. Besides, after the bad guys were done beating up on you they’d just come after us, so we might as well take care of them while we know where they are.
I keep trying to convince the silver-haired golf cart crowd in my AO to mount mini-guns on their vehicles. They can be so sneaky at times, moreso than those of us who still raise hell with noisy ATV/UTV's. ;)