[Slings and Arrows]

3 or 4 times a day?

I believe that exactly as much as I believe that those children are his.

[To Hell With Poverty]

Oh come on, I’m sure there’s a resemblance. Everyone knows how wrinkly newborns are.

[Little Pig]

Given that he’s a “record holder”, it wouldn’t be hard to get a DNA test for proof, even in India. Also, being India, and this guy being who he is, it’s pretty unlikely his wife is being unfaithful.