WOW! You invented the Bump? And heres I thought you was just a party crasher.
Nope. You’d be surprised at how many parties I get invited to. I got invited to the Democrat party. The girls looked like guys and they just kept playing Muskrat Love over and over. I thought that I would entertain them with my performance art piece, MONET MEETS JERRY LEWIS, but they were all stoned and went out to buy some Doritos, but, of course, none of them knew where the store was so they went to the corner to watch the traffic light change colors. I made $127 betting with them.
“I’ll bet you five bucks it changes color to green.”
“No way , Dude! I think it’s gonna be purple this time.”