Posted on 10/12/2012 1:25:53 PM PDT by tricky_k_1972
So ever since Rush was talking about the debates last night and calling the VP "Joey" I have had that song by Concrete Blonde running through my head and as I thought about it (can't get it out of my head) I thought it might make a rather humorous song ala Shanklin, so I thought I'd mention it here and see what the group could come up with, sure someone has the talent for a good one.
Where you goin with that foot in your mouth.
JOEY, SMIRKY
Tune: "Joey"
Joey, Smirky,
Don't be so jerky;
Eye-rolls, faces,
You are abrasive.
I know you think you can debate,
And though you think you're really great,
I just sit by and let you
Search for nerves to grate.
And though I used to wonder why--
I thought that maybe you were high--
Now sometimes I think it's
That your brain is fried.
Oh, Joey, if you're smirkin', that is why.
Joey, dummy,
What is so funny?
Does unemployment
Give you enjoyment?
And if you mean to be so rude--
I guess you think you're being shrewd--
But if you think of who viewed,
Well, I guess you may be screwed.
Because it really doesn't work,
The folks are turned off by your smirk;
The people out there don't care
For a stupid jerk.
Oh, Joey, please be smirky all the more!
(Shiny dental break)
And if you mean to be so rude--
I guess you think you're being shrewd--
But if you think of who viewed,
Well, I guess you may be screwed.
Because the people that you irk,
Well, those are votes you shouldn't shirk;
The people out there don't care
For a stupid jerk.
Oh, Joey, please be smirky all the more!
Smirky all the more . . .
Smirky all the more . . .
Laugh Laugh <=== Does Joey feel like this inside now, or will he feel like this after the election?
Laughing Joe <=== Use this to refresh your inspiration to find a song for the VEEP.
Laughing Joe as a baby when someone (B.O.?) ripped up a copy of the U.S. Constitution to amuse him. <=== Use this also to refresh your inspiration to find a song for the VEEP.
Biden after the debate <=== Use this also to refresh your inspiration to find a song for the VEEP.
Biden's debate coaching team after the debate <=== Use this also to refresh your inspiration to find a song for the VEEP.
Sunny Disposish'--Jean Goldkette & His Orchestra
Everybody Loves a Clown--Gary Lewis & the Playboys
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