To: Slings and Arrows
2 posted on
10/11/2012 11:28:05 AM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Not to nitpick but shouldn't the story say he found his wife's decomposed body, mummified tends to give the impression that the body was artificially preserved by some sort of outside process, which I seriously doubt.
3 posted on
10/11/2012 11:31:30 AM PDT by
apillar
To: DogByte6RER
If he’d been Muslim, he still would’ve had sex with her. So what if she’s a little past the due date...
If the house is reekin’
Bedsprings are creakin’
Don’t knock on the door
Mummy and I are freakin’
4 posted on
10/11/2012 11:33:15 AM PDT by
Tuanedge
(Warriors victorious in a hundred battles, flee when a tiger enters their tent.)
To: DogByte6RER
judge denied authorities entry because the woman had a history of poor hygiene This woman is on RECORD as having poor hygiene?
To: DogByte6RER
There’s a Sam Kinison joke in here somewhere just WAITING to be written.
7 posted on
10/11/2012 11:38:59 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
To: DogByte6RER
Cleaned the house I don't know how they do it in Spain, but I make it a habit of removing all dead bodies before I call a house 'Clean'.
To: DogByte6RER
I am in Madrid right now... if no one hears from me you have permission to open my hotel room!
10 posted on
10/11/2012 11:45:24 AM PDT by
missnry
(The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals crazy!)
To: DogByte6RER
HAs anyone told Bill Clinton, we all know how turned on he gets by mummies!
To: DogByte6RER
At least he didn’t find her stuffed.
15 posted on
10/11/2012 9:21:27 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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