Everytime oBammy says, “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
We’ll all be hammered by the end of his first response.
Laz,
You’re pretty creative on these things, whatcha’ think?
NeverGore
Don’t underestimate Biden. He’s survived 40 years in politics gaffing all the way.
One-eyed Jack. One shot of Jack Daniels for each gaffe.
Drink every time Biden says something intelligent. (I’m in the 12-step program.)
a sip when biden lies....a chug when Ryan mentions a number
Take a shot every time Biden mentions “millionaires and billionaires.”
A drink everytime Biden makes a gaffe? We’d all end up with scerosis of the liver by the end of the debate!
Every time Biden says “folks”.....
Passed out in 15 minutes!
failed policies of the past
middle class
women's health
pay their fair share
my mother always said "Joey.....
Would someone post a YouTube link if one is available, please?
“Where I come from......” or “.....in Scranton where I grew up...”
“My Dad (or Mom) said to me......”
” ......, Man”
“Working families”
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You all should be drunk in the first 5 minutes
Oh jeez. I haven’t sobered up from the last one when I took a shot for every “uh” muttered..
What does Biden drink?
Anything, as long as it’s wet?
Literally!
Here’s an idea: start drinking as soon as Biden comes onstage. You think he’s funny sober???Wait till you see
him when you’ve had a few. Even if you start when you see Biden, Biden will already be 3 or 4 ahead of you, trying to call up the ghost of Ted Kennedy, for whom Biden serves as a kind of better-modulated stand-in.
There is no way Biden could come close to besting Ryan in a debate, and I stated days ago that the debate with Ryan will be a one-two punch that will REALLY send the MSM reeling.
The LAST thing they want to see is two total debating failures in a row, setting up Romney for a THIRD win/
The fact-checkers will be out in droves, trying to pick holes in every statistic Ryan mentions: fact-checking is the last, yet newest tool in their toolbox,( and this tool will act as the proverbial “monkey-wrench in the works”) and a great deal is riding on it for them; they need to provide their surrogates/supporters more talking points over the next 27 days.Suddenly they want to promulgate the idea that facts not only matter, but are crucial-—this from people who never paid attention to them, instead running on the stale fumes of hope and change, AKA “fatuous wishes that will SOMEDAY become facts”.
How about every time he ays, “Stand up, Chuck!”
Two hits on the bong pipe every time Joe Biden says “literally” when he means “actually not at all”.
We played bull$hi7 bingo last week for the Presidential debate - we pondered a drinking game for this week’s VP debate but decided against it. We don’t need anyone to die of alcohol poisoning at the mercy of BiteMe’s gaffes.