[SeekAndFind]

‘HAVE’ HAS NOT: Retired millionaire Larry Greenfield can’t find the right woman to share his large Plainview, LI, home.

[SeekAndFind]

RE: he would gladly trade his riches in exchange for finding a woman who meets his exacting standards: beautiful, thin, smart, Jewish, a sense of humor and from New York — but not an “alpha.”

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OK, someone educate me here — what on earth is an “alpha”? Is there a “Beta” or a “Gamma” too?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Larry, face it, you’re gonna have to get a shiksa from the heartland.

[JohnBrowdie]

Women aren’t a buffet line, no matter how much money you have. This guy is destined to die lonely because he is a jackass.

[blueunicorn6]

Well, I’m not female or Jewish, so I can’t be his wife, but for $65000 a year I can be a real good pal.

“She’s no good for you, Lar. Come on........you can buy me another Porsche.”

[Sgt_Schultze]

But I thought everybody has a right to marry the person the love.

[VRWC For Truth]

Free advice: Move out of the Liberal hellhole of NY. Find some country gals. Larry is stuck on stupid.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Sometimes for a good laugh I read the personal ads. The way people describe themselves and what they are looking for are often hysterically funny!

LOL!

[RichInOC]

“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.”

[agincourt1415]

He needs to go to Russia

[Cyman]

There are a gazillion JAPS out there and this putz spends $65 k for someone to put a slipper on one of them?

[Nifster]

well after 250 women who did not meet his approval maybe it is him and not the gals. Maybe this is the dude who has to have an arranged marriage because otherwise he will be old and bitter and single

[Brad from Tennessee]

James Carville: “It's not the arrow, it's the Indian.”

[a fool in paradise]

He called VIP Life’s Lisa Clampitt’s women “West Village girls” who were too “artsy.”

A man can only come up with so many excuses not to go with his wife to see The Vagina Monologues.

[American Constitutionalist]

" high-end matchmaking services "

That's his first mistake right there.... HIGH END matching service.
Sorry ladies, it's true, those women who would be members of that high end matching service will no doubt will be Gold diggers.
Did he say that they have to agree to a prenuptial before marriage ? and they said... Nyet ?

[Revolting cat!]

“I don’t want to take his money,” Spindel said.

Oh sure, Ms Spindel.

[Revolting cat!]

Maybe Larry needs to take a look at the real Japs?!

[Rembrandt]

Really Larry, go to Bangkok, Pat Pong Street. It will cost you a lot less and you can “interview” 30 girls in 30 days for a very nominal sum.

[Revolting cat!]

I find it hard not to sympathize with the guy.
But matchmaking services are the pits.
And their dissing the dude just shows what they are.

[SquarePants]

LOL. I know this guy. I used to work at Opus Trading, too. My gosh, I am laughing so hard.

[Revolting cat!]

After this article Larry will receive thousands of offers. All for free. Good for him. All it takes, folks, is notoriety! The matchmaking services will lose clients.