[Marcella]

“You left out the reminder to duct-tape it together so it doesn’t assault your femoral artery.”

I offered Johnny a purse to carry the can opener (that's where mine is), and he refused it. Imagine, too macho to carry a woman's purse. Let him bleed to death if he forgets the duct tape. I have P51 openers. Giving them for Christmas presents to friends.

[JRandomFreeper]

I'd just lose a purse. ;)

/johnny