You people are making me want to sell my kayak. Though I do fish from mine, so I have that going for me.
Dude, sorry if I offended you. But, I cannot ignore the preponderance of the types I see with them laced atop their Mini Coopers, Audis, and VWs here in N Georgia....usually two guys, close-cropped hair, definitely NOT soldiers...gay, gay, gay and some more anticipatory wet-gay....
If yer gonna go kayaking, you should at least invest in a T-shirt, ball cap, or bumper sticker that says something like “Ass, grass, or beer - no free rides” (Oh,oh, oh!... and a picture of a hot chick instead of some dude)......