“””So, if you’re looking for “gay” stuff, you should buy one of them kayaks....the kind you can ‘bind’ to the top of your VW or Mini-Cooper and drive up to the mountains to get into some white water and get all wet with your ‘roommate’....””
Their parking lot is full of those cars. I feel like a half a fag just going into the place.
Their company slogan should be.. WE LIKE DICKS!!!!
I see them all the time. I live in North Georgia and I see these paired-up homos with kayaks on their Minis all the time....all the time....just what is it about strapping a nomex, leather-laced boot attached to a queer little dutch wooden shoe-like thing and then getting your form fitting T shirt all wet that makes it so......queery?
Haha....I bet they sell a LOT of two-man pup tents!!!!!!