I bet she’s going to get a ton of new friends requests...
http://www.facebook.com/zchao
Well, if an hour of body massage and an hour of tonguewrestling the little man in the boat doesn’t interest her in a visit to the redwoods, I’m out; those are the only shots in my locker.
I know another wealthy Chinese man who has his hands full with his daughters, none of whom have married a man:
Tu Yung Tu Wu
No Yen Tu Wu
Tu Dum Tu Wu
If the daughter were smart, and devious, she’d find a poor but talented guy in Hong Kong and agree to marry him, with her father’s reward as a dowry, in return for they guy not objecting to her keeping her “girlfriend”.
Dad would “save face”, she’d keep peace in the family, her husband would get a kick start to some business venture, and then her and her “girfriend” can run back to Paris for “shopping”. From the few Chinese women I know, I doubt the husband would mind the freedom his wife would give him.
Wasn’t there a Grimm’s fairy tale that went something like this? You know, on second thought, I don’t think there was.
Still. It would be fun to write one. Aging, rich, powerful king. Gay princess. Big reward. Set in the middle ages of course. Series of unsuccessful suitors who meet untimely deaths meted out by cunning gay daughter. How to end? Surviving suitor prince converts gay lass by cleverly drinking potion that temporarily converts him into comely maiden and gay princess falls so hard for him/her that when potion wears off, princess is still madly in love? Or perhaps gay female suitor drinks potion that temporarily converts her into handsome prince and he/she connives with gay princess to poison king and take over throne?
Send me a FReepmail Cecil.
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Wu, I've got a little proposition for you...
C*********!
A tip for the potential groom: don’t buy the cheap envelopes or all you will get out of this is a seat on a foundation.