Wasn’t there a Grimm’s fairy tale that went something like this? You know, on second thought, I don’t think there was.
Still. It would be fun to write one. Aging, rich, powerful king. Gay princess. Big reward. Set in the middle ages of course. Series of unsuccessful suitors who meet untimely deaths meted out by cunning gay daughter. How to end? Surviving suitor prince converts gay lass by cleverly drinking potion that temporarily converts him into comely maiden and gay princess falls so hard for him/her that when potion wears off, princess is still madly in love? Or perhaps gay female suitor drinks potion that temporarily converts her into handsome prince and he/she connives with gay princess to poison king and take over throne?
Somebody’s been watching too much HBO.