Posted on 09/26/2012 9:51:43 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
One of Hong Kong's wealthiest men has placed a "marriage bounty" on his lesbian daughter's head, offering nearly £40 million to the man who successfully woos her.
Property magnate Cecil Chao Sze-tsung announced the HK$500 million reward this week after reports that his 33-year-old daughter Gigi Chao, a University of Manchester graduate, had married her long-term female partner in France.
"I don't mind whether he is rich or poor. The important thing is that he is generous and kind-hearted," Mr Chao told the South China Morning Post, describing reports about his daughter's marriage as "false".
The extravagant tycoon's offer blended Blind Date and The Apprentice with Mr Chao claiming he hoped to help the successful suitor kick-start a business.
He told the South China Morning Post the prize money was "an inducement to attract someone who has the talent but not the capital to start his own business".
"Gigi is a very good woman with both talents and looks. She is devoted to her parents, is generous and does volunteer work," he added.
According to the report however, Ms Chao married Sean Eav, her girlfriend of seven years, in France on April 4. A photograph posted on Ms Chao's public Facebook page confirmed that she and her partner were Paris-bound in April this year. "Going to Paris to buy a few businesses," read the caption to a picture apparently taken in the first class section of a plane.
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She is smiling in a couple of them...
Well, if an hour of body massage and an hour of tonguewrestling the little man in the boat doesn’t interest her in a visit to the redwoods, I’m out; those are the only shots in my locker.
She’s trying to smile but with not much success.
I think they are called Lipstick Lesbians.
If only she could be become a Hasbian!
I’ll teach her to ski.
I know another wealthy Chinese man who has his hands full with his daughters, none of whom have married a man:
Tu Yung Tu Wu
No Yen Tu Wu
Tu Dum Tu Wu
According to her facebook profile, she knows English and American English.
But can she speak Texan?
Might help if you get her drunk first.
Tequila shots out of the belly button are a speciality of mine. Oh, wait. That’s how I get drunk. Nevermind....
If the daughter were smart, and devious, she’d find a poor but talented guy in Hong Kong and agree to marry him, with her father’s reward as a dowry, in return for they guy not objecting to her keeping her “girlfriend”.
Dad would “save face”, she’d keep peace in the family, her husband would get a kick start to some business venture, and then her and her “girfriend” can run back to Paris for “shopping”. From the few Chinese women I know, I doubt the husband would mind the freedom his wife would give him.
I think she’s beautiful. I would ask her out for free, and even pay for drinks. Daddy can use the money to hire a hitman to off her horrible girlfriend.
Wasn’t there a Grimm’s fairy tale that went something like this? You know, on second thought, I don’t think there was.
Still. It would be fun to write one. Aging, rich, powerful king. Gay princess. Big reward. Set in the middle ages of course. Series of unsuccessful suitors who meet untimely deaths meted out by cunning gay daughter. How to end? Surviving suitor prince converts gay lass by cleverly drinking potion that temporarily converts him into comely maiden and gay princess falls so hard for him/her that when potion wears off, princess is still madly in love? Or perhaps gay female suitor drinks potion that temporarily converts her into handsome prince and he/she connives with gay princess to poison king and take over throne?
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Send me a FReepmail Cecil.
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Switch hitter huh? I was never very good from the other side of the plate.
Yes she is. I’d introduce her to 009!
now thats funny...
Did you ever meet their cousin?...
No Wu Fo Yu
Wow! And people say romance is dead...
Did he cut her off from his money? that could clarify matters.
Somebody’s been watching too much HBO.
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