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Group Warns Of Looming World Wide Bacon Shortage
Michael Berry ^ | 9.25.2012 | Michael Berry

Posted on 09/25/2012 3:58:02 PM PDT by Morgana

he world’s most horrifying crisis is not the Middle East uprisings, nor is it the disastrous NFL replacement referee situation. It is something much, much more dire.

According to Britain’s National Pig Association, an industry group that The Daily Caller did not make up out of thin air, a global bacon shortage is nigh. In a statement released last week, the association said that “[a] world shortage of pork and bacon next year is now unavoidable.”

New data shows the European Union pig herd is declining at a significant rate, and this is a trend that is being mirrored around the world. Pig farmers have been plunged into loss by high pig-feed costs, caused by the global failure of maize and soya harvests.

Apparently, a lack of rain throughout the United States and Russia has caused a shortage of corn and soy crops, which is what pigs — that eventually turn into delicious strips of succulent bacon — eat, the Financial Times reports.

(Excerpt) Read more at ktrh.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: bacon; islam; jihad; wot
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To: Morgana
NOOoooo!!!!!


21 posted on 09/25/2012 5:24:03 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Gamecock
"Aunt Baby had internal problems!!!"


22 posted on 09/25/2012 5:27:16 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: SgtBob
No problem. Plenty of Democrats to make up the difference.
23 posted on 09/25/2012 5:35:15 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (ObamaCare is an assault on the unborn, infirmed and elderly. GOP, repeat this as necessary...)
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To: FredZarguna

“The future belongs to those who eat BACON!”

BACON! It’s what’s for dinner.


24 posted on 09/25/2012 5:36:00 PM PDT by Morgana (Time to play cowboys and muslims.)
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To: Morgana

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


25 posted on 09/25/2012 5:43:58 PM PDT by onona (This space for rent....cheep)
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To: Morgana

we will burn food because it makes the greens wet and stout.


26 posted on 09/25/2012 5:49:47 PM PDT by hadaclueonce (you are paying 12% more for fuel because of Ethanol. Smile big Corn Lobby,)
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To: Morgana

I was watching “How It’s Made” on Discovery Channel.

They had a segment on how pork bellies are processed into packaged bacon - quite an automated process.

My 5 yr old grandson astutely asked “grandpa, how do they get the bacon off the pigs?”


27 posted on 09/25/2012 5:54:53 PM PDT by nascarnation (Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
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To: Morgana

I don’t have the Bacon List, but *somebody* should.


28 posted on 09/25/2012 6:24:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Morgana

Eat more bacon, but be careful, bacon is a dangerous weapon and you can be arrested and lose your liberty if you have some bacon and a specially-protected minority group member sees it and yells and moans to the police.


29 posted on 09/25/2012 7:15:20 PM PDT by I want the USA back (aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh)
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