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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Well,,,, with my experience with staplers,,,, the kid would have to have really, really thin lips for them to be stapled shut.

Indeed.

Moreover, imagine using a Swingline stapler to staple the lips shut of someone resisting it being done to them. It takes both my wife and I to administer one single pill to an 18 pound housecat, with me pinning the little bastard down like I'm an NFL outside linebacker trying to strip the ball fat the bottom of a dogpile, so you know trying to staple the lips of a grown man intent on preventing it from happening would be harder than trying to pour a whole bottle of Robitussen down the throat of a harbor seal.

43 posted on 09/25/2012 5:13:57 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: The KG9 Kid

“It takes both my wife and I to administer one single pill to an 18 pound housecat,”

Big cat! I usually wrap mine up with a bath towel, with just their head sticking out. Saves a lot of wear and tear! A pill shooter is a must! Years ago, a friend in Milwaukee had two “Super Cats.” One weighed 42 pounds, and was not fat at all! Was as big as a medium-sized dog! They used to knock over furniture when they were playing with each other! The little one only weighed 30 pounds, and, again, was not fat.


46 posted on 09/25/2012 5:28:38 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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