My dad would say “kittywampus” if something was out-of-wack or askew. (Minnesota). Not sure on the spelling. I wonder if it has its roots in “kitty corner” - like two lots on the diagonal (askew - not straight across) from each other at an intersection.
Built like a brick s—t house!
Bat s—t crazy!
In response to “Ya, but” “Yabuts live in the woods”
As the crow flies.
So poor I can’t even pay attention.
(A woman with too much lipstick) "like a fox's ass in mulberry season"
"Grinnin' like a mule eatin' sawbriars"
"I bet she could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch"