I would like to know WHO stole the beautiful piece of Texas holey rock I had set in my hosta garden, while I was on a 2 week vacation. It had been the “finishing touch” to set off my hostas and heucheras. The perp could have been (1) someone with African cichlids, because Texas holey rock is used to raise the pH level of African cichlid tanks or (2) a local total idiot. That rock cost $20 in a pet shop, and I’m still plenty steamed!
EinNYC, what are cichlids: A type of fish. I don’t blame you for being steamed, about the theft. It must have been a beautiful rock.
I pick the local idiot as the most likely guilty candidate.