One donkey to the other: "Clint was right, he does do that to himself!"
Posted on 09/21/2012 5:37:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
One donkey to the other: "Clint was right, he does do that to himself!"
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi look on as Obama goes down on election day.
Most people say, “THAT ArGee,” but, yes, it’s me. Good to see you, too.
Tell Dr. Sowell lately I can only take time to stop. Thinking takes too long.
This is really unfair. There were some rocks even Superman couldn't lift.
TOP 100!!!
(I would apologize, but I went to see the Barrett-Jackson car show...)
;o]
And That's When The Fight Started...
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Wife and Hubby were shown into the dentist's office, where Hubby made it clear he was in a big hurry.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Hubby turned to his wife and said, "Show him, honey."
And That's When The Fight Started...
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Wife and Hubby were sitting in the cool of the evening on the veranda. Suddenly Hubby says gently, “I love you.”
Wife smiles shyly, and asks, “Is that you or the wine talking?
Hubby replies, “It’s me... talking to the wine."
And That's When The Fight Started...
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While attending a Marriage Weekend, Wife and Hubby listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other..”
He then addressed the men,
‘Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?’
Hubby leaned over, touched Wife's hand gently, and whispered, ‘Robin Hood All-Purpose, isn’t it?’
And That's When The Fight Started...
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After retiring, Hubby went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify my age. Hubby looked in my pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So Hubby opened his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed the application.
When he got home, Hubby excitedly told Wife about what happened. Wife said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'
And That's When The Fight Started...
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Back in the 50’s, the province of Newfoundland (who then drove on the left) was added to the Canadaian Confederation (who drives on the right).
To ease in the change of driving from left to right, Newfoundland said trucks could remain on the left, for the next few months.
The genuinely friendly conservative dog reaches out to his rival and the liberal cat regards this as an attack upon him, expecting unreasonable demands.
I dunno. It seems that dogs are in the 47%.
Dang...your double post kept me from being in the Top 79!!
There used to be a comedian that used colorful lingo to describe such, only he'd say such as "with a body that would evacuate the monastery" or "with a body that would make the Bishop kick in the stain glass window".
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