Saddam Lookalike Attacked & Almost Kidnapped & Forced To Impersonate Dictator In Porn Film

Daily Mail ^ | 14 September 2012 | Rebecca Seales

[DogByte6RER]

Victim: Mohamed Bishr was attacked and almost kidnapped by a gang who wanted him to star as Saddam Hussein in a porn film

Seeing double: Saddam Hussein, pictured, was known to surround himself with body doubles in a bid to thwart assassination attempts

[DogByte6RER]

ping

[The SISU kid]

Damn....beat me to the Not-A-Ping....

[Psycho_Bunny]

I think the flaw in that business venture is pretty self-evident.......

But if you could also get Helen Thomas in there.....

[Slyfox]

http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/18132/helen-thomas-to-appear-in-playboy/

[jrg]

The Saddam look-a-like and the Octomom......now THAT’S porno!!!

[dragonblustar]

[occamrzr06]

Um, well, I’m not sure I am looking to see any new porn, but I think it is safe to say, this is not my market.

Didn’t Uday and his crazy brother Quasaay make enough of these films?

[Cyber Liberty]

Pic I spotted while surfing your WWN link:

Good story about Kim Kardashian's exploding butt, too....

[Slyfox]

The staff at WWN must have to take breaks to stop laughing.

I have a friend who used to write for Boy's Life Magazine and she said the guy who edited the joke pages laughed out loud all day long.

[martin_fierro]

“Saddam Lookalike Attacked & Almost Kidnapped & Forced To Impersonate Dictator In Porn Film”

TITLE TIME!!

“Weapons of Mass Erection”
“TeaBaghdad”
“He and Shiite”

[AZLiberty]

Bend Over, Baghdad Bob.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Larry Lucido]

He’s been seen double parking in Manhattan too.

[csvset]

Up The Euphrates

Banging Burqa Babes.

[willyd]

Iraq You Roll
Cock and Awe
Skud Missile
My Two Sons
Bend Over and Pray
Dicktator
It’s Bush’s Fault
Bunker Busters
MOAB (Mother of all bj’s)
Spiderhole
Body Double

[mikrofon]

Hussein already did one of those flicks-

The Revenge of the Shia

[a fool in paradise]

Mohamed Bishr, who comes from Alexandria, said the group hoped to sell their video as exclusive erotic footage of the former leader.

Hardly an exclusive. Saddammy: Tyrant's 'gay' porno movie? Doug Powers sees life getting funny again (WorldNetDaily ^ | 4-21-03 | Doug Powers)

The supposed photos from 2003 are dead links now. Such is the internets.

[a fool in paradise]

So possibly some people might be thinking, "c'mon, how bad can it be? You go to a hotel room for a couple of hours and knock this out."

Have you seen his co-star?

[a fool in paradise]

The Joker did this first.