[ZinGirl]

“(Men) are like grapes: dirty & wild, until you stomp on ‘em and leave ‘em in the dark for a while, until they decompose into something you’d enjoy with dinner.”

Good God, that's hysterical. I am so stealing that.

not because I believe it to be TRUE, btw. I'm a movie outcast with most of my sisters/girlfriends. Can't do most 'chick flicks'. The funniest is the whole Hallmark Channel stuff. Geez. My hubby and I tease my poor sister about her devotion to all the "Love's Enduring Lower Back Pain", "Love's Neverending Saga of Dreck and Glurge", etc. movies.

[Tuanedge]

“(Men) are like grapes: dirty & wild, until you stomp on ‘em and leave ‘em in the dark for a while, until they decompose into something you’d enjoy with dinner."

Whereupon I smile, get the check, say I have an early morning and lose the speaker's number.

[dmz]

Good God, that’s hysterical. I am so stealing that.

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In all fairness ... the other side of the coin.

Sometimes women are like making bread. You need to leave them alone for a while to get a rise out of them.